Trump to Give Away $1 Million Worth of Cars

Three Casinos, Three Days, 30 Cars.

Donald Trump, or "The Donald" ras he used to be called by

ex-wife Ivana, has announced that his three casinos will be giving away $1

million worth of high-end automobiles over July 7^th, 8^th

and 9^th. 30 Jaguars, Hummers, BMWs, Mercedes and Lexus as well as

a few others will be up for grabs over the three day span at three hour

intervals.

Basically a huge version of the standard "play the slots,

win a car" sweepstake, the aptly-named "$1,000,000 MEGA CAR GIVEAWAY!" event is

entered by casino customers using Trumps signature "Wild Card" slot machine

system. Every time a patron gets 100 Wild Card 

points, an entry is automatically made into the sweepstakes. There is

obviously more than one entry per person allowed, meaning the longer a person plays the

slots the more chances to walk away with a high-end car. Hopefully.

Those looking to rack up the entries quickly would do best at the tables, for

each hour of table play will reward the player with 100 entries.

Taking place at all three Trump resorts; Trump Plaza, Trump

Marina, and the horribly named Trump Taj Mahal, the giveaway will kick off at 6

pm on July 7^th with a Jaguar X-Type. Three hours later a lucky

patron will walk away with a Mercedes Benz C-Class, followed by a Nissan 350Z

at midnight on the contests opening day. Saturdays giveaways begin at 3 pm,

and will feature a Cadillac CTS, Hummer H3, Chrysler 300C, and a Lexus IS 250.

The final day of the sweepstakes, Sunday, opens at 12 pm with a Mazda RX-8, followed up by

a BMW 325i and Z4 closing the contest. Obviously each of the three casinos will

be giving away the same vehicles at the same time on the same day; hence the 30 vehicles

in total.

Known best for his bizarre and undistinguishable hairline,

"The Donald" is currently valued at $2.7 billion. A second-generation real

estate tycoon, Trump began building his empire by renovating the old New

York Commodore Hotel into the Grand Hyatt. After the mid-nineties recession

left him in somewhat dire straights, yet he managed to recover, and has since

constructed numerous buildings and developments, most (if not all) bearing his

name in some form or another.

Trump has since brought his business even more

mainstream, with recent product releases like "Trump Ice" water, "Trump

Magazine," and the soon-to-be-available "Trump Vodka," capping it off with his

most famous product, the previously popular reality TV show "The Apprentice." First shown in

2004, "The Apprentice" pits numerous contestants against each other for an

executive position at one of Trumps companies with an opening salary in excess

of $250,000 per annum. Paid a mere $50,000 per episode during the first season, Trump now

reportedly earns $3 million per episode for a total of $48 million per

season. While his net value is anyones business, where his hairline begins well never know.